Longshots Creature Comforts

Here at Longshots we like our comforts, and this extends to our pets. So we now introduce our range of Longshots Creature Comforts. First in this new range is the velvet lined doggie bed. Sweet Baby Jesus, how comfortable does Louie the Tongue look!!!

You Want a Fucking Poncho

Here at Longshots we love ponchos. And this ad appeals not just to the ponchophile, but to those who appreciate quality advertising. The feminist angle may be a little strong for some, but...

Longshots eBay item of the week

Solid Timber Bar.

Perfect for left of stage. 

Comfortable hand grips for Esmerelda to cling onto.

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